VIDEO GAME JOKES
What does a gamer use to make bread?
Ninten-dough.
Why did the gamer play so many video games after his breakup?
He needed to console himself.
What kind of swimwear does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach?
Speedo
Why can't PC gamers use Uber?
Too many incompatible drivers.
Why was Mario coughing so much at dinner?
Something went down the wrong tube…
What do people and video games have in common?
Everyone always argues over which generation was the best.
Why do they call it the PS4?
Because there are only 4 games worth playing!
What do you get when you cross Sonic The Hedgehog and Curious George?
2 Fast 2 Curious